An instruction in Monopoly

Kelly sat down with Sam tonight and played Monopoly for the first time with plenty of help and explanation. Sam was a high roller, property owning, equestrian. He LOVED the paper money, beating Kelly (hummmm...) and having the one on one time. Kelly is the board game king but he hardly gets such an opportunity. He'll take any willing, breathing soul. When Sam got a "go to jail" card he said, "with the Dark Arts Teacher!" (line from Harry Potter). He is a crack up!